A blonde, redhead, and brunette were looking at a dictionary for the hardest words they knew.The brunette's word was quizzical.The redhead's word was photosynthesis.The blonde's word was dick.

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and an inflatable doll?A: About two cans of hair spray.

What do you ask a blonde in a drive-thru?Is that for here or to go?

A blonde was telling a brunette that her computer broke.So the brunette said she would check the blonde's e-mail for her.The blonde said, ''Cool! E-mail me and tell me what I got.''

Q: What did the blonde say when she saw a herd of elephants walking across the plains with sunglasses on?A: Nothing, she didn't recognize them.

How do you know if a blonde sent you a fax?There's a stamp on it.

Blonde drives to work one day and pulls into the car park.She notices a mysterious person wandering around her boss's nice Ferrari.She walks over to him and asks what he is doing.He replies he is...

What do blondes do for foreplay?Remove their underwear.

Person 1: What's the difference between a blonde and garbage?Person 2: Garbage gets taken out at least once a week.Person 1: Wrong. You tie the garbage up before you take it out.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on an island for many, many years until one day they found a magic lamp. They rubbed it hard and out popped a genie. He said that he could only give...

A blonde had some goldfish and she did not know how to feed them.So she called her brunette friend, and she showed her how.Once they were done feeding them, the blonde said,''Now, what do I give...

What's the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp?They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort!

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

This blonde was walking down a road, when this guy came along.The blond was carrying a bag. The guy goes, ''What are you carrying?'' She goes, ''Melons.''The guy goes, ''Cool. if I can guess how...

What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?Change.

Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?She thought it was pregnant because it missed a period.

Q: What's worse than a redhead and a brunette trying to build a house underwater?A: A blonde trying to set fire to it.

How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots?Flattered.

What is the difference between a blonde and an inflatable doll?About 2 cans of hair spray.