"Please remove your blouse and bra," says the doctor to the young blonde, placing his stethoscope around his neck.When she is ready, the doc says, "Big breaths.""Yeth," she replies, "and I'm only...

Two blondes decided to rob a bank together.The first blonde, Jan plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the second blonde, Benice, in great detail.Jan drives up in front of the bank, stops...

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?A: A whine cellar.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

What does a blonde do if she's not in bed by 10:00 pm?She goes home.

How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?By the lipstick on your cucumbers.

What did the blonde say when asked if she'd ever been picked up by 'the fuzz'?'No. But I've been swung around by the tits.'

What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?An Air Bag.

Why do blondes have big belly buttons?Because their boyfriends are stupid too!

Why was the Blonde's bellybutton bruised?Her husband was a blonde too!

What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A mental block.

Q: Why did the blonde run with the bike?A: It was going too fast for her to get on.

How does a blonde kill a bird?She throws it off a cliff.

A blonde and her father are walking down a street when the father says, ''Look, a dead bird.''And the blonde looks up and says, ''Where?''

What do you call a blonde bird?A swallow!

Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car?She burned her lips on the tailpipe.

Why don't blondes like to breastfeed their babies?It hurts to boil their nipples!

What does "Bones" McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?"Space. The final frontier......"

Q: How do blonde braincells die ?A: Alone.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde's brain and a box of rocks?A: Nothing.