A blonde says to a brunette, ''Excuse me, but each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems to hurt.''The brunette says, ''Well maybe you should take the spoon out of the cup.''

How does a blonde commit suicide?She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.

How do you confuse a blonde?Tell her a blonde joke.

There was a woman who wanted to repaint her house, so she called the contractor and set an appointment to meet with him.When the contractor came to her house they did a walk-through and he asked...

Once there was a blonde driving home from work when she saw a sheep farm.She stops and asks the farmer if she can have a sheep.The farmer says "If you can count all my sheep I'll let you have any...

Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?They went to see"Closed for the Winter".

Did you hear about the blonde coyote?Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

Why did the blonde cross the road?She was tied to the baby that was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the blonde cross the road?I don't know. Neither did she.

Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?From crawling across the street when the sign said, ''DON'T WALK.''

What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her nametag)?"'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one?"

Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear ?A: Data transfer.

How can you tell when a blonde is dating?By the buckle print on her forehead.

What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer.A hula hoop with a nail in it.

A policeman interrogates three blondes who are training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for five seconds and then hides it....

How did the blonde die drinking milk?The cow fell on her.

A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day. Repeat this procedure for 2...

What's the first thing a blonde does after sex?Opens the car door.

Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?To turn the blinker off.

A blonde, a brunette, and a man are driving in their pick-up truck.The brunette was sitting up front with the man and the blonde was in the back.While driving across a bridge the man lost control...