Why did God give blondes 2% more brains than horses?So they don't crap on the street during parades!

How do you get a blonde on the roof?....tell her drinks are on the house.

One day, three friends go hunting. Only one is very good, so the second two plan to watch him and learn from what he does.They arrive at the hunting cabin, and get all set up. The next day, the...

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing, so after getting all of the right tools, she headed toward the nearest frozen lake. After getting comfy on her stool she started to cut a circular hole in the...

There was a blonde driving down the road one day.She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field.She was in a boat rowing, with no water in sight.The blonde angrily...

A blonde walked into a gas station and said to the manager,''I locked my keys in my car. Do you have a coat hanger or something I can stick through the window to unlock the door?''''Why sure,''...

This guy just started at his new job, working at a porno shop.His boss comesout and tell him that he has to leave for a while, and"can you handle it?"The new employee is somewhat reluctant, but...

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree?A: You wave at her

A tall blonde and a tall brunette are stading in an elevator.A short bald man with lots of dandruff walks in, then gets off at the next floor.The brunette says, “Boy he could use...

What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?A visitor.

How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.

A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on.She asks the woman working there for a haircut. The blonde sits down in the chair.The woman takes the blonde's headphones off and cuts her...

Why did the blonde get confused in the the bathroom?She is not used to pulling her own pants down.

Once there was a blonde, a brunette, and a red head out in the desert driving, when their car broke down.They decided they would hike to the next road so they wanted to take one thing each to...

There was a blonde who was tired of all the blonde jokes going around and decided to dye her hair brown.She then went for a drive in the country and came upon a shepherd herding his sheep across...

Q: What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A: A Frosted Flake.

A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven.When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met Saint Peter who said,"Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test.""Oh, No!" she said but Saint Peter...

This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend,"Is it true that if you pull your finger out, I'll sink?"

A blonde walks into the library and says to the librarian, 'Can I have a burger and fries?''''Sorry, this is a library.''So the blonde whispers, ''Oh, may I have a burger and fries?''

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?Proof-reading.