A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were on their way to Heaven. God told them that the stairway to Heaven was 1000 steps, and that on every 5th step He would tell them a joke. He told them not to...

The Bird Question A blonde named Pam is appearing on "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" with Regis Philbin. Regis: "Pam, you're up to $500,000 with one lifeline left: phone a friend. If...

What is every blond's goal in life? To be just like Vanna White and learn the alphabet! What job does a blond have in an M&M factory? Proofreading How do you keep a blond...

There were two blondes who went deep into the woods searching for a Christmas tree. After hours of subzero temperatures and a few close calls with hungry wolves, one blonde turned to the...

A Brunette was walking down the middle of the street, saying "34...34...34" over and over again. A Blonde woman stopped her and asked why she was doing that. "Oh, it's great...

A blonde was sitting down in a bar one day next to a red-head. Both of them were sitting there having a good time and then the news turned on. The woman reporter shouted out "This just in!...

Why does a blond keep lowering her head in the supermarket. She is looking for low prices

A brunette, blonde and a redhead walk into a bar. The bartender tells them there is a magic mirror in the backroom and if you stand in front of it and say something you think thats true you'll...

How can you tell a blonde woman has been dating? By the belt buckle imprint on her forehead.

A girl was visiting her blonde friend who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. ...

This blonde goes into a restaurant and notices there's a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup. So, she peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a motor home! I've won a motor...

What does a blonde say when she loses her virginity? "So are you guys all on the same team?"

Oscar drove his brand new Mercedes car to his favorite sporting goods store. He parked it outside and went in to do a little perusing with Jan, his regular sales woman. Jan was a pretty...

There was this guy who was married to a blonde, and each night he came home with a new blonde joke. One night the wife got mad and decided to show him that she wasn't dumb. She spent the whole next...

A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told...

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back. What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Theres a blonde and a brunette working for a painting company. They need to paint the yellow lines on a road by hand for the city since the trucks are broken. The first day the blonde paints 5.4...

When my wife and I showed up at a very popular restaurant, it was crowded. My wife went up to the hostess (who was blonde) and asked, "Will it be long?" The hostess, ignoring her,...

A blonde wanted to sell her car but failed many times. Even though the car looked pratically new it had over 400 000 miles on it.So she goes to a bar and theres a brunette sitting a few barstools...

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.