Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.

What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?Bucket seats.

A blonde was driving down the motorway when her car phone rang.It was her husband, urgently warning her, "Honey, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on the M25. Please...

What does XXX stand for in a porno film?It's the signature of the three blondes who act in it.

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?That's where you wash all your vegetables!

Young blonde girl "Mother, is it true what I heard in school today?"To which the mother asks, "Whats that dear?"Blonde girl - "That babies come out of the same place that boys put their dicks?"Mom...

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town.He's going through his usual run of silly blonde jokes when a big blonde woman in the fourth row stands on...

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach?So her male would get delivered to the right box.

What do you call a zit on a blonde's ass?A brain tumor.

      A blonde teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me"..... "Babies come out of the same place where boys put their...

I'd like to point out that the blondes are doing it right. But the one doing deep throat is the best.