One weekend, a couple were having breakfast when the radio suddenly blared, "We are expecting 8-10 inches of snow! Please move your car to the even numbered side of the street so that the...

Why do brunettes like their dark hair color? -It doesn't show the dirt Who makes all the bras for brunettes? -Fisher-Price. Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes? -The hair from a...

What does a blond and a spaghetti noodle have in common? Answer: They both wiggle when you eat them.

3 women are expecting babies, a brunette, a black hair woman, and a blond. They are all at the doctor's office to find out what they are having. The brunette goes in and comes out very happy. She...

A blonde and a brunette go parachuting. The blonde jumps first, pulls her parachute cord, and slowly drifts in the air and enjoys the view. The brunette jumps after her and pulls her...

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded in the desert because their car broke down. The redhead grabs some water, the brunette grabs some food, and the blonde grabs the car door. ...

A blind man enters a Lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while the blind guy yells to the bartender: "Hey, wanna hear a blonde...

Q: What did the blonde say when she looked in the box of cheerios? A: Oh look donut seeds!

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about his employee's well being, asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?" The blonde replies,...

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie....

A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts. A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for...

What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear? Thank you for the refill.

A blonde is speeding down a deserted street when she is pulled over by a police officer. The officer very politely requests to see the blondes license. The blonde very indignant replies,...

A blonde was riding her brand new, VERY expensive, mustang convertible, when she saw her brunette friend. She thought that this was her chance to brag about it, so she drove over to her. The...

A blonde and a guy were out on a date and they ended up at "Lovers Cove" where they were making out. The guy thought that things were going pretty good and maybe he would get lucky...

A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me." Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a phone in your...

The blonde went to an eye doctor to have her eyes checked for glasses. The doctor directed her to read various letters with the left eye while covering the right eye. The blonde was so mixed...

Back in the old Wild West, there were two blonde cowpokes, Jeff and Dave. One day, the two were enjoying a strong sarsaparilla in the local saloon, when a man walked into the bar with an Indian's...

A blonde was at an airport. She was excited, as this would be her very first time riding in a plane. She was flying to see her relatives. So she was at the airport, when she realized she had to...

A young brunette used to always wonder why her blonde best friend would get a's on all her tests and the brunette would get A-'s she thought that was a little weird so one day she asked her friend...