A blond, brunette, and redhead are talking. The blond asks the brunette" Where did you get those hair streaks?" She answers, Its natural." The brunette asks the redhead the same...

What do you call a smart blond? An Endangered species

Q: How do you recognize a blonde in school? A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have. Unfazed,...

There are 99 Blonds on a plane and 1 Brunette. The captain radios in that they are going down, So they drop all the luggage. They were still going down so they drop out all the chairs. They were...

What is more stupid then a brunette trying to start a fire in a pool? A blonde trying to put it out.

What do you call an intelligent blonde? A Golden Retriever

A blond is speeding down a highway and gets pulled over by a police officer. He asks to her driver's liscence. After getting one of those classic blond stares, he explains, "That square thing...

A blonde is on the road when suddenly she gets a phonecall from her friend: "Watch out! I heard on the radio that some lunatic is going against traffic!" So the blonde says, "Only...

To air is human... How do you change a blonde's mind? Blow in her ear. What is it called when a blonde blows into another blondes ear? Data Transfer What does a blonde say when you...

a blonde, a brunette, and a red head were swimming the breast stroke in a race, the blonde comes in last and says " not to be a sore loser or anything, but i think the other girls were using...

My wife who is blonde came running up to me in the driveway the other day, just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck and I starting jumping up and...

A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a male farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. Of course the farmer is a blonde. :) He pulls the car over to the side of...

A young comedian boards a bus, and immediately notices that he is surrounded by blonds. When he sits down, the neighboring blond asks him to tell the whole bus a joke. The comedian, realizing that...

Why did 3 blonds jump off the building? to see if their maxi-pads had wings!

* Battery-Powered Battery Charger * Black Highlighter * Book: "How to Read" * Braille Driver's Manual * Clear Correction Fluid * Fake Rhinestones * Fireproof Matches *...

Why did they ban the wave at the local football games? *Too many blondes were drowning. Why was the blonde on the roof of the bar? *Someone told her that the drinks were on the house. ...

1. If you had a $25 bill what would you do with it? 2. How many tomatoes grow on a tree? 3. How many animals did moses take on the ark?

A blond laughs at a joke 3 times. When the joke is told..................... When the joke is explained................. And 5 days later when she gets it.

Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead saw her boyfriend buying flowers. Redhead sighed and said, "Oh, crap, my...