A guy took his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time. After the game he asked his girlfriend how she liked the game. "Oh, I really liked it," she said, "but I...

How do you confuse a blonde? You send her into a round room and tell her to sit in the corner! How does a blonde confuse you? When she comes out and says ok I did now what!?

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead all get together once a week to talk about the problems they are having with their daughters, and get input from the other two moms. So, the brunette decided to...

Do you think that I'll lose my looks when I get older said the Blond With luck, yes?

A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting. The...

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead were trying out for a new NASA experiment on sending women to different planets. First, they called the brunette in and asked her a question. "If you...

A blonde was walking past a schoolyard during recess when she saw a young girl standing all alone on one end of the soccer field while the other children all played a game of soccer. Feeling sorry...

Why can't you trust a blonde to call for an ambulance? She can't find the 11 to call 911.

Why did the blonde call the welfare office? She wanted to know how you cook food stamps.

A smart blonde (no thats not the joke) goes into a bank in New York and asks if she can take out a loan of $1 000. The banker not trusting the woman asks her for collateral. The woman decides...

A blonde was recently fired from her cashier job, because she kept stealing money from the register. She went looking for work the next day. A few days later, she came to a man who needed...

A blonde was standing in front of a vending machine. She put in a dollar, pushed a button and a coke came out. She put in another dollar, pushed a different button and an iced tea came out. The...

A trucker has just turned a corner on a deserted roadway and was proceeding to change lanes when a blonde in a speedy corvette cut right in front of him almost making him get run off the road....

Blonde jokes started when a brunette and a red head had to much time on their hands, because a blond was out with their boyfriends.

All the boys and girls in Mrs. Dovers class are drawing. Mrs. Dover came over to Tommy and said, "What picture are you drawing?" Tommy said, "A cow eating grass." "Ok,...

Q: What's the similarity between tyrannosaurus and blondes with an IQ greater then 200. A: Both are extinct.

CNN gets news that 100 blonds are killed in a train accident at Marylebone station. Only one blond left alive. The correspondent goes to her and asks, "Miss, how did it happen?"...

Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears? A: She was afraid she meight get hearing aids.

Q:What did the blonde's right leg say to her left leg? A:Nothing, they haven't met yet.

Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger: Blonde#1: I can't seem to get this door unlocked! Blonde#2: Well, you'd better hurry up...