When Internet Beauties Are Offline I am five feet, three inches tall and pleasingly plump. After I had a minor accident, my mother accompanied me to the emergency room. The triage nurse...

Blonde on the highway A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see the blonde behind the wheel was knitting. Realizing...

Cowboy and sheep This woman is driving into the small town of Shelbville and slams on the brakes as a sheep runs across the road in front of her. Just as she regains her wits and gets ready...

And blondes wonder why there are blonde jokes.