Boy: "I can't get it up ..." Girl: "Sure you can. Push!" Boy:"Grab it undereath!" Girl: "Oh. Wow!" Girl: "It's so big. I love it!" Girl: "Give me the balls now." Girl: "Oh, these are just...

Christmas gift for a snowman

Dirty Santa! What're you doing?

Look at the poor Santa ...

That's odd. This Bottle of Viagra was full two days ago.    

But I have got your letter right here. It says,"Dear Santa, I wanna ball"!

What can reindeer and Santa draw in the snow? Here is the difference.

"My Godness! There really is a Santa Claus!"

Why Christmas is in Winter?

How to tell you've have been REALLY BAD!

Act 1: Santa VS. Thief (two chimneys) Act 2: Santa VS. Thief (one chimneys)

"Hey! It's midnight. The Internet will still be here when we get back."

"I stopped a bit too quickly and Santa wasn't wearing a seatbelt..."

  Happy Everything! Now leave me alone until next year!  Greetings from something with a pumpkin head and turkey body

So... What else did Larry get for Christmas? and buying an electrical drill for men as gifts is theoretically based on some regulations : Buying Gifts For Men .

Wait a minute, something is not right here!

It's not worth it, Roy. Let's Just give hime our noses and let him go.

Martial Arts VS Modern Arts

Fury or smile? Evil or justice? The Mysterious Doraemon!

"Okay, we took off our clothes, I got on top of you... How long til it starts feeling good?" "I don't know but I've got a headache already!"