Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting rules, limiting access to flower and...

Whats the difference between Princess Di, and di?You get di in a bottle. Princess Di comes in a box.

A confused caller was having troubles printing documents. He told the technician that the computer had said that it ''could not find the printer.'' The user had even tried turning the computer...

We had a tough day at the office yesterday.The computers were all down and everyone had to think!

Windows XP may have accidentally been shipped outside Alabama. If you have one of the Alabama editions you may need some help understanding the commands. The Alabama edition may be recognized by...

The Local sheriff was looking for a new deputy. When a blonde walks in to try for the job, he asks her "Okay, what is 1 and 1?""Eleven", she replies.The sheriff thinks to himself, "Thats not what I...

A blonde walked into a computer shop one day and asked the shop assistant for a curtain to fit her 15 inch computer monitor.The assistant said,"Why do you want a curtain for your computer...

Q. How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?A. None. That's a hardware issue.

You Know you are Addicted to the Internet When... · You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved, and you don't have a clue when it happened. · Your wife...

Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."Customer: "Ok." Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"Customer: "No." Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up...

Bill Clinton, Bill Gates and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. They're up in heaven, and God's sitting on the great white throne.God addresses Al first."Al, what do you believe in?"Al...

What do you get when you cross a computer with an ape?A Harry (hairy) reasoner.

One day, a Mechanical Engineer, Electrical Engineer, Chemical Engineer and Computer Engineer were driving down the street in the same car.All of a sudden, the car broke down.The Mechanical Engineer...

A man walks into a Silicon Valley pet store looking to buy a monkey. The store owner points towards three identical looking monkeys in politically-correct, animal-friendly natural...

These two strings walk into a bar and sit down.The bartender says,"So what'll it be?"The first string says,"I think I'll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdkCjfdLk jk3s d#f67howeU r89nvyowmc63Dz...

An exasperated caller to Dell Computer Tech Support couldn't get her new Dell Computer to turn on. After ensuring the computer was plugged in, the technician asked her what happened when she pushed...