Boss: Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?Secretary: My lawyer.

Three men all die on Christmas Day, and arrive at the pearly gates. Peter greets them and tells them that they are all evil men who SHOULD go to hell - but because it's Christmas, he'll let them...

What did the man say to the toothpaste model after she gave him oral sex?"WOW! Those are the whitest teeth I've ever come across."

Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears,and promises to provide Cinderella with everything...

This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. This was a huge wedding with over 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage and...

Q: Why does the bar association prohibit lawyers and clients from having sex?A: To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.

Q. Why can't Bill Clinton work at KFC?A. He can't keep his hands off the breasts and thighs.

Bill Clinton and the Pope die on the same day, but a mixup in the afterlife paperwork sends them to the wrong places: the Pope goes to hell and Bill goes to heaven.After a couple of days they fix...

Q: What are the ingredients for the new, improved Clinton stew?A: One wiener, one tongue, one cooked goose, lots of spilled beans and hot water.

Q: Do you know why Bill Clinton doesn't use bookmarks?A: Because he likes to bend pages!

Re: DNA Test Results:   Clinton, William JeffersonDear Mr. Starr: The test on the dress came back inconclusive. Everyone in Arkansas has the same DNA. Apologies, The FBI

Q: Why did Bill Clinton give up the saxophone?A: Because he had a hor-monica.

Q: What did Clinton say when asked if he had used protection?A: "Sure, there was a guard standing right outside the door."

A guy walks into a pub and says, ''Can you remove this steering wheel from my pants?''The bartender says, ''Why is that there? Is it annoying?'' "Yes," the man said, ''it's driving me nuts."

There was a couple who did not want their children to know when they were going to have sex, so they decided on a code of ''writing a letter.''One day, Daddy said to his daughter, ''Tell your mommy...

On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female...

Finally, something other than smiley faces.... :) (o)(o) perfect breasts ( + )( + ) fake silicone breasts (*)(*) high nipple breasts (@)(@) big nipple breasts o o a cups { O }{ O } d cups (oYo)...

Nike Condoms: Just do it. Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker. Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, its that simple. California Lotto Condoms: Who's next? McDonalds Condom: One Billion...

A guy was at the supermarket and after buying a few things he began to queue up in this really long line for the checkout.After about 15 minutes in the line he reached the checkout girl and just at...

Why'd the condom cross the road?He got pissed off!