A guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms. "What size?" asks the clerk. "Gee, I don't know." "Go see Sophie in aisle 4." He goes over to see Sophie, who grabs him in the crotch, and yells,...

Q. What did the penis say to the condom?A. Cover me I'm going in.

One Sunday, my priest asked if I could cover his Confession shift for him -- he said it was easy, since he had a sin list inside the booth which listed both sins and penance. I agreed and took the...

Man who lay woman on ground have piece on earth.

Q. What do call a good cook?A. A master baster.

Q. What do you get with a corduroy condom?A. A groovy kind of love.

The game of choice for unemployed people or maintenance level workers is basketball.The game of choice for frontline workers is football. The game of choice for middle management is tennis. The...

A boy goes to the drug store with his dad and sees the condom display.Boy: "Dad, why do they do packs of one condom?" Dad: "Those are for the high-schoolers for Friday nights." Boy: "So, why do...

Kudzu is green, my dog's name is Blue,And I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.Yore hair is like cornsilk, A-flapping in the breeze.Softer than Blue's, And without all them fleas.You move...

Q: What did the dick say to the condom? A: Cover me -- I'm going in.

John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his...

Q. What's a transvestite's idea of a good time?A. Eat, drink, and be Mary!

Q: What do tofu and a dildo have in common?A: They are both meat substitutes.

Love's a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population of the next generation.Do you understand my explanation?Or do you need a...

Q: Why are pubic hairs curly?A: So you don't poke your eye out.

Why are pubic hairs curly?So you don't poke your eye out.

Little Johnny has to write a story about someone in his family that does something amazing. The next day, he returns and tells the class that his father eats lightbulbs. "How do you know that?"...

There were three men in a bar. All three were sitting at the bar stool and one got up to use the bathroom. The other two men started talking. One man said, ''So what's new in your life?''The other...

A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy...

A guy is on a date with this girl, so he takes her to Lover's Lane.When they get up there, she says, ''I have to be honest with you, I'm a hooker.'' The guy thinks about this for a short time and...