Have you looked through her briefs?He is one hard judge!Counselor, let's do it in chambers.His attorney withdrew at the last minute.Is it a penal offense?Better leave the handcuffs on.For $200 an...

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder....

What's the similarity between a woman and dog poop?The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a doggie bar having a drink when a good-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, ''Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence...

Because our large Collie, Felix, travels with us in the car, his head between us from the back seat, my husband and I gave him sugarless mints to sweeten his doggy breath. Soon he developed a taste...

A couple just got a new house. The husband turned to his wife and ask her to go to the hardware store and get a door hinge for him. She kindly agreed and left.When she got to the hardware store,...

What do you get when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Dough Nuts!

A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but always promised not to take a case if he felt he could not help them. The Browns came to see the doctor, and...

A fellow was ordered to lose 75 pounds, due to VERY serious health risks. As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do it, he ran across an ad in the newspaper for a guaranteed weight loss...

Three guys are in a doctor's office. One is a drunk, another's a smoker and the third's a gay guy. The doctor tells each of them that, if they induldge in their bad habit one more time, they will...

You know you're a redneck if you have sex ed and drivers ed in the same car.

Q: What do you call a virgin in Dutch?A: Goodandtight!

What do you call a dwarf eskimo with a hard-on? A Frigid Midget With A Rigid Digit!

The seven dwarves were on a bus, they started to feel Sleepy so he got off.

There was this hunk at a trade fair, flashing his big muscles and repeating, “Ten tons of dynamite, ten tons of dynamite,â� while eyeing the females around.One young lady was...

Q. Why did the man put condoms on his ears during sex?A. He didn't want to have hearing aids.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

What's the difficult thing about eating vegetables?Getting around the wheelchair.

What's a guys favourite thing to eat?His girlfriend.

There once was a very distraught woman, who was upset because she had not had a date in quite some time. She decided she would seek the medical expertise of Dr. Kayoto, the very well-known Japanese...