What's the difference between a fat woman and a virgin?A fat woman's trying to diet, and the virgin's dying to try it!

Q: What is Bill Clinton's favorite card game? A: Poker.

This should be sung to the tune "A Few of My Favorite Things" from the movie"The Sound of Music"Blow jobs and land deals in backwater places,Big Macs and French fries and girls with big faces,Lots...

What's the favourite pickup line in a gay bar?"May I push your stool in?"

Did you hear the one about the Jewish porn film?It was 10 minutes of sex and 50 minutes of guilt.

In a trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it....

This guy who works at a pickle factory comes home and hands his wife 50 dollars. She asked him what it was from and he told her that he won it in a bet -- the guys at the factory bet him 50 dollars...

Two good ol' boys were driving down the road when they needed some gas. After a while, they saw a sign that read "Free Sex with Fill-up." They decided to pull in and asked the attendant for a full...

Q: How do you know Bill Clinton is done having sex?A: You have to wipe the Whitewater off your dress...

Q: Why is a fire truck red?A: If someone pulled your hose you would turn red too.

Once upon a time, two little boys, Sammy and Tim, were sharing a room in the hospital. As they were getting to know each other a little bit, Sammy eventually asked Tim, “Hey Tim,...

Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill every day at 5 AM?To make sure she's the First Lady...

An expert fisherman is a ''master-baiter.'''

What do you call an expert fisherman?A masterbaiter.

A man phones home from the office and tells his wife, "Something has just come up. I have the chance to go fishing for a week. It's the opportunity of a lifetime. We leave right away, so can you...

A cop drives up to lovers lane and sees a car there. So he walks up to the car, and there's a girl in the back seat knitting and a boy in the front seat reading a book. The cop asks the boy how old...

How do you make five pounds of fat look sexy?Stick a nipple on it.

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

A 747 was starting its descent and the pilot had forgotten to turn off the P.A. system. ''As soon as I clock off'' he said, ''I'm going to have a nice cold beer and then screw the arse off that...

What do you get when you cross a fortune teller with a prostituteYour whoroscope!