Q: How do you make four old ladies say "FUCK!"?A: Get a fifth one to yell "BINGO!"

Two men drove to a gas station for a fill-up because they heard about a contest being offered by the station to patrons who purchase a full tank of gas.  When they went inside to pay, the...

One day, a wife goes up to her husband and asks for twenty dollars to buy meat. "Are you crazy?" says the husband, who pulls her over to a mirror."Let me show you something? This twenty-dollar bill...

Q. Why was Frosty smiling?A. He saw the snowblower coming.

Sam and a beautiful woman walk into a very posh Beverly Hills furrier. "Show the lady your finest mink!" the fellow exclaims. So the owner of the shop goes in back and comes out with an absolutely...

Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give him a...

Gary Condit looks up from his desk to see one of his aides nervously approach him. "What is it?" yells the Congressman."It's this abortion bill, Mr. Condit. What do you want to do about it?" the...

How can you tell when you enter a gay church?Only half the congregation are on their knees.

What do you call a gay dinosaur?Megasorass.

Did you hear about the two gay Irishmen?Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald.

Did you hear about the gay Magician who vanished with a poof?

So, a gay man goes to church one Sunday. As the offering basket is passed, he drops in a big wad of bills.When the basket gets back to the minister, he notices the wad of money and announces:...

Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm, then have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated.When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. Two dozen babies are in the ward, 23...

Did you hear about the gay midget?He just came out of the cupboard!

Two gay necrophiliacs were walking past the morgue. One turns to the other and says, "Hey, you wanna go in and suck up a couple of cold ones?"

What do you call a gay guy on an airplane?A fruit fly.

What did one gay sperm say to another?"How do we find an egg in all of this shit?"

Did you hear about the gay truckers?They exchanged loads.

What do gay termites eat?Woodpeckers!

What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist??A genealogist looks up your family tree and a gynecologist looks up your bush.