What's German for 'virgin'?Goesintight.

A man comes home from work and finds his wife screwing his cousin in the closet.''What the hell are you doing?!'' the man asks.''I'm riding a bus,'' his cousin replies.''That's a stupid thing to...

A young boy was visiting his grandfather's farm when one day he walks out behind the barn and sees his grandfather playing with himself.The boy says, "What are you doing grandpa, jacking off?"...

There was a man who really took care of his body. One day he took a look in the mirror and noticed that he was tan all over except for his penis. So he decided to do something about it. He went to...

Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe. I want to get weighed," she said. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got...

A redneck teacher decides to give her class a small pop quiz around Halloween."Okay, how many of you have seen a ghost?" About 30% of the class puts their hand up."Okay, how many of you have...

I'm currently running the latest version of GirlFriend and I've been having some problems lately. I've been running the same version of DrinkingBuddies 1.0 forever as my primary application, and...

Q: What does a girl and a plane have in common?A: They both have cockpits.

There was a woman and her husband. They were happily married except for the fact that the husband never gave his wife any money. One day, a friend of the husband's comes over while the wife was...

What does a lesbian need to become a lesbian?A licker license!

Two guys were driving down the road when they saw a goat with its head stuck in a fence."Hey man pull over here," said one of the guys. "I want to go screw this goat." He does, and when he is done...

When the good Lord was making the world, he called Man aside and bestowed upon him 20 years of normal sex life. Man was horrified, but the Creator refused to budge. Then the Lord called the Monkey...

Q. Why did God invent men?Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.

What is the best thing God ever created?The vagina.What was the worst thing God ever did?Let women manage it!

A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed.He asked her where she was going, and she replied, "I'm going to Las Vegas."He questioned her as...

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild...

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come inpacks of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants."Well," he said, ''I''ve been seeing this girl for a...

Four Catholic ladies were having coffee one afternoon.The first Catholic women tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him father."The second Catholic...

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl?A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed.A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.

Q. What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers?A. One's a Goodyear and the other's a great year!