Grandma & Grandpa are sitting on the porch, when all of a sudden Grandma slaps Grandpa."That's for 50 years of the worst sex I've ever had."They're both silent for ten minutes. Then Grandpa slaps...

A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down. "Grandpa, what are you doing?" he exclaimed.The old...

A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old man starts talking about how times have changed. The young man picks up on this and starts talking about the various...

One day, two drunks were stumbling around in the streets of New York, when they decided that they were beginning to get sober. They checked their pockets to see how much money they had on them....

What's the highest position in the Greek Navy?Rear Admiral!

Why do women like making love to Greg Norman, the Australian golfer?Because he always finishes second!

This guy, about 40, walks into a bar and orders a drink. Then he pulls out a picture of a beautiful girl, about 20. He orders drink after drink after drink. Finally, the bartender asks why he's...

A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodkas." The barman says "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day.""Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay." The...

There were these two guys at the pub, and one guy said to the other, ''Let's go downtown and get a couple of girls!'' So they went downtown that night, but the girls they found thought they were...

Q. Why are guys faster than girls?A. They have a stick shift and ball bearings.

Q: What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?A: Kneel to the Chief!

10. She's a goblin! 9. I'd like to get a little something in the sack. 8. Let me see your bag....OH! You're having a great night! 7. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head. 6. She's got...

What two men's hobbies require the most hand-eye coordination?Video games and porno.

What do you get when you are on you hands and knees?You get very dirty.

Did you hear that Bill Gates bought the world-wide rights to Viagra?He's renaming it MICROHARD.

If a light sleeper can't sleep with a light on, can a hard sleeper sleep with a hard on?

I hate to brag, but if I was sitting on the toilet, and got the hiccups, I'd siphon the bowl dry!

The preacher stood before the congregation. ''Brothers and Sisters, I understand that there have been some he'n and she'n going on. I will not tolerate fornication in my church. All of those who...

There was this guy who always went out drinking with his friends. He would always come home very late. One night, while he was at the bar he told them his secret for being able to sneak in...

Q: How do you give a blonde more head room?A: Adjust the steering wheel.