A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center. Man: "What are you doing here today?" Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me $5 for it." Man: "Hmm,...

A Grandpa walks into a grandson's apartment and sees a condom on the table. 'What's this!?' demands the grandfather. 'It's a condom' replies thegrandson sheepishly. 'What do you use it for?'...

* Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play. Normally one club and two (2) balls. * Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the holes. * Owner of the course must...

An attractive woman entered a pet shop. When the clerk offered assistance, she explained that she was recently divorced, and was looking for a small-ish dog for company. The clerk explained...

Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about courting from other boys and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One...

Q: Do I have to be married to have fax? A: Although married people fax quite often, there are many single people who fax complete strangers every day. Q: My parents say they never had fax when...

Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes 2 loving arms 2 well shaped legs 2 firm milk containers 1 fur-lined mixing bowl 1 large banana Instructions: 1 - look into laughing eyes and hold loving arms. 2...

1 Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic." 2 Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?" Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?" ...

On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their three sons. Early one morning, the woman awoke, and while looking out of the window onto to the pasture, she saw that the family's...

Three Americans died overseas in the war. The General of the three was sent to each of the houses to inform their spouses. He went to the first man's house and told the man's wife of the tragic...

One night, at a party, The host asked his guests: "How many here believe in ghosts?" Everyone put up their hand. "How many have seen ghosts?" A lot of people put up their hand. "How many...

Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in the Act. ...

A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her sex life. The psychiatrist asked her many questions but did not seem to be getting a clear picture of her problems....

Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was waiting for him. After rewieving his records Saint Pete decided to let him in. "Follow me" he said, opening the gate and walking...

This fella goes to the doctor and says"Doctor, I've got a rash round my cock, have you got anything for it?" The doctor said" put this on and come back next week if it doesn't work." The...

A man was on his first business trip to Japan, and he decided to check out the local Whore House. He walked in and was assigned a young girl with a body that got him "up" immediately. As soon as...

The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the...

Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only apes for company, and suitably shaped holes in trees for sex. Jane, a reporter, came to Africa in search of this...

A mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her young daughter walks in. "Mommy, where do babies come from?" After thinking about it for a moment, the mother explains, "Well,...

There was a father who was very proud of his three daughters. Every night he took a stroll around the house to make sure everything was all right. One night when he was doing his stroll, he could...