A woman is frustrated with her love life because her husband has a massive crush on Brigette Bardot and ignores her completely. To win back his attentions, she goes to a tattooist to have the...

One day Superman was flying along, feeling kind of horny. He had a busy day ahead of him, but just had to satisfy his urge. So he decided he would fly over to Wonder Woman's house to see what she...

There was this lady who was sexually frustrated and had tried to get her husband sexually stimulated but nothing seemed to work. She tried sexy lingerie, toys etc etc but had no luck. So one day...

A young man joined the army and signed up with the paratroopers. He went though the standard training, completed the practice jumps from higher and higher structures, and finally went to take his...

A guy was at the supermarket and after buying a few things he began to queue up in this really long line for the checkout. After about 15 minutes in the line he reached the checkout girl and just...

One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm. His wife turned over and said, "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist...

There's a woman in a hospital in a coma. Her nurse notices after a few days that every time she sponge bathes the woman around the crotch, her vital signs, according to the nearby monitor, increase...

A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar and turned to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place...

The Italian had never played golf before and so he asked for some tips before starting the game. The American decided to teach the Italian the proper way to putt a golf ball. The American said,...

Re: The admission of women to the club. Since the admission of women to the club, members are asked to obey the following rules. 1. Ladies are prohibited from touching the gentlemen's balls...

A man decided to shoot a round of golf alone, since all his friends were busy. In the clubhouse, he is put with a threesome, because it was such a busy day. He was grouped with two other men and a...

1. A below par performance is considered good. 2. Can stop in the middle and down a couple of beers. 3. Much easier to find the sweet spot. 4. Foursomes are encouraged. 5. Can make...

I was playing golf with my doctor friend one day. He ALWAYS hit his drives right down the middle of the fairway. My problem was that I ALWAYS hooked my ball completely off the fairway. I asked...

A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin." The husband...

The worst foursome to play behind would have to be Monica Lewinski, O.J. Simpson, Ted Kennedy and Bill Clinton. - Monica is a hooker - O.J. is a slicer - Ted can't drive over water -...

10: Awww...that's cute 9. Well, at least you're good at other things 8. Do you think it'll fit my old Barbie?clothes? 7. My li'l brother has one like that. 6. Are you cold? 5. ::giggles:: 4. Maybe...

The word of the day is "LEGS", let's go back to my place and spread the word. Let's name your legs. The right one is Thanksgiving and the left one is Christmas. Can I come between the holidays?...

I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter. Just call me milk, I'll do your body good. Your body's name must be visa, because it's...

What's the definition of disgusting? Your giving your grandmother a kiss and she slips her tongue in. What's the definition of weird? Your having sex with a pregnant woman and something...

What do you call a gay Jewish person? A He-Blew!