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Micro was a real-time operator and a dedicated multi-user. His broadband protocol made it easy for him to interface with numerous input/output devices, even if it meant time-sharing. One evening...

A guy goes inside the confessionary and says: "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned." "What did you do, my son?" "Yesterday I was walking along the beach at night, and I decided to explore a...

10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7....

A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while, the girl says, "I wish you had a flashlight." He says, "Why's that?" She says, "Because you've been eating grass for...

There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party. Then he had a bright idea. When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with...

Study each question carefully. Then, choose the answer that seems most correct (True or False) and mark an "X" (just like you sign your name) under the appropriate heading on the right side. >...

Once upon a time there lived a young electron called Micro Farad. One night young Micro Farad was feeling pretty highly charged; so he decided to find a cute coil to help him discharge his...

Here is another joke about parrots: Once there was a couple that didn't have a lot of money because the wife didn't work; but the guy was happy with his job, and they lived a normal life and...

Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains, he has to smear Vaseline over the spot where the seal should be. ...

While being deployed in Afghanistan, Private. Joe Snuffy was getting the in-brief by his seargent. After the seargent. let him know where the latrines and chow tent were, Snuffy had one question,...

This man is sitting in a bar and notices two lovely women across the way. He calls the bartender over and says, "I'd like to buy those two ladies a drink." The bartender replies, "It won't do...

As a mother passed her daughter's closed bedroom door she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter giving herself a real workout with a...

One day a young cowboy and cowgirl got married. After the wedding they left for their honeymoon. While driving down the road, the new bride sees two cows getting it on. The new bride asks, "What...

A little girl came running into the house bawling her eyes out and cradling her hand: "Mommy, quick! Get me a glass of cider!" she wailed. "Why do you want a glass of cider?" asked her mom. "I...

Q. Why did God give man a penis? A. So we'd have at least one way to shut a woman up. Q. What's the difference between a paycheck and your Dick? A. You don't have to beg a woman to blow your...

A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he's being watched by a midget.Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy doesn't get uncomfortable until the midget drags a...

Maria is a devout Catholic: She gets married and has 17 children. Soon after the last child is born her husband dies. A few weeks later she remarries and over the following years has another...

The young fellow was about to be married and was asking his grandfather about sex. He asked how often you should have it. His grandfather told him that when you first get married, you want it...

Three guys and a girl are marooned on a desert island. After one week, the girl is so ashamed of what she's doing, she kills herself. After another week, the guys are so ashamed of what...