A not so rich couple decided to stay at a very exclusive hotel for a night. The manager immediately recognized them for what they are but could not throw them out, instead he decided to be clever....

1) The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings. 2) Nothing improves with age. 3) No matter how many times you"ve had it, if it"s offered take...

1) The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period, you both keep doing it until you"re blue in the face. 2) The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage,...

The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband"s "little soldier" can"t salute anymore. She goes to her local doctor and explains the situation and the doctor just feels plain bad for...

A man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for when his wife gets home. He calls her on the phone, and says, "I"ll be home in an hour." "Perfect," she replies. The man thinks...

A visiting Kapampangan kababayan was in New York City and it was a particularly windy day. He was standing by a bus stop when the wind blew and raised the skirt of a nice American lady standing...

A woman sought the advice of a sex therapist, confiding that she found it increasingly difficult to find a man who could satisfy her, and that it was very wearisome getting in and out of all these...

A woman is drying herself after a shower when she suddenly slips over and lands spread legged on the bathroom floor. She tries to stand up again but realizes that she landed so hard that her...

On the wedding day father hands a note to the groom... Which read "Goods once delivered will not be taken back" Groom gives a note to the father of the bride that read.... "Guarantee void if...

This fellow goes to confession and tells the priest "Father, I've done something terrible. I just know they're going to throw me out of the church for this one." "Hold, on," says the priest,...

Q: Why do women fake orgasms? A: They think we care ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Q: Why are women like condoms? A: They...

A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his doctor and asks him what he can do. The doctor replies that the illness is quite serious but can be cured by inserting a suppository up his anal...

It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid, and you...

A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to the bathroom. When she comes back she's crying. Her boyfriend asks her what happend. "As I was leaving the bathroom, a big guy at...

Wife and husband have bought condoms with different flavours. - Darling, I will turn off the light, put one on and you guess the flavour. As soon as he turns off the light, she takes it in the...

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she...

There were these twin sisters just turning one hundred years old in St.Luke's Nursing Home and the editor of the Cambridge rag, "The Cambridge Distorter," told a photographer to get over there and...

1. Please don't talk to my breasts. You won't be meeting them. 2. If you want to control someone, sleep with your remote. 3. I always choose chocolate over men. ALWAYS 4. 51% love...

1. What is a four-letter word that ends in 'k' and means the same as intercourse? 2. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of? 3. What can you find in a man's pants...

Why did God create women? To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet. If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? The swallow. How do you annoy your girlfriend...