To prepare for his big date, a young man went to the rooftop of his apartment to work on his tan. Not wanting any tan lines, he sunbathed in the nude but fell asleep and burned his penis. Not...

A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife...

The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."    The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."    The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the...

      A blonde teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me"..... "Babies come out of the same place where boys put their...

There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their...

As you grow older, what lost quality of your youthful life do you miss the most?A. Innocence.B. Idealism.C. Going into the ladies room with your mom.    In your opinion, the...

A new law recently passed in Arkansas.When a couple is divorced, they can still legally be brother and sister.

A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the huband keeps looking.The wife asks,...

A woman pregnant with her first child paid a visit to her obstetrician's office. After the exam, she shyly said, ''My husband wants me to ask you...,'' to which the doctor replies, ''I know, I...

This guy fell asleep on the beach one day and the wind came up and blew sand all over him until he was covered with only his big toe sticking out.An old nympho was walking down the beach, saw the...

Woman: Can I get Viagra here? Pharmacist: Yes. Woman: Can I get it over the counter? Pharmacist: If you give me two of them, you can.

Two guys are sharing a hospital room."What are you in for?""I''m getting a circumcision." "Damn! I had that done when I was born and I couldn''t walk for a year!"

An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phony beard sat down at a bar and ordered a drink. As the bartender set it down, he asked, "Going to a party?" "Yeah, a costume party," the...

This guy is standing outside on his balcony on the 5th floor of his apartment when he spots this gorgeous babe sunbathing on the 3rd floor balcony wearing the skimpiest bathing suit he's ever...

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?BINGO!

What do you call the moisture between two people having sex in Alabama?Relative humidity

Sex is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

Confucious say: ''Baseball wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy."Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts?Silicon Valley