A guy sitting at an airport bar noticed a very attractive woman sitting next to him. He thinks to himself, "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant! But I wonder which airline she...

An old nun who was living in a convent next to a construction site noticed the coarse language of the workers and decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways. She decided she...

You know it's going to be one of those days when ¡­

Life isn't actually like a box of chocolates after all. It's more like a jar of jalapenos... What you do today may burn your ass tomorrow!

Once upon a time there were two deaf mutes standing on a street corner talking to each other with sign language. Mute #1 (SIGN) "What would you like to do?" Mute #2 (SIGN) "I don't...

This bar code is my identity card,you can know my personal information from it.

Lesson on picking up women: get their attention by doing a neat magic trick.

A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows: Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The...

Gas powered grill, just $ 599.99, gas not included.

Oh, look, I got the sun.

Like all other men, he just wants to get into your stockings.

Yeah, look at him throwing his weight around¡­ just because he's dating the boss's son.

We all have to do our part at work.

Although he takes great pride in his work, Zio had a hard time telling his friends what he did for a living.

You must feel surprised by my order.

Ha-ha! I'm a famous movie star.can you recognize me now?

Have you ever seen this kind of diving pose? It's very funny but dangerous.

A clear reminder that you had drunk too much the night before.

Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the  was up to, he politely asked, "What are you doing there, Nancy?" "My...

The fireghter is too lazy,the house will burn down in the fire.