Press any key ,then you can do anything.

We can restart the computer so quickly..

What can you do with this computer?

I just look down on you!

Some days we just get stuck,and bogger down.Some days all you can do is smile and wait for someone th kindly remove your butt from the hole you find it wedged into.

That's the reason why we are so strong!

When it's good.it's really good.And when it's bad,it's still pretty good.

If I have a feet which are two cars,how faster I can run..

What would Catherine Zeta Look like if she were big..  

Mom,are you sure Santa knows our address?

At least they have their priorities straight.

Who needs a light saber when you have a safety pin!

"Perhaps it's time you gave up the video games while at work".

Do what I say, not say what I do!

You can never be to careful. You can never be to careful.

Speedo's are always attractive.