The first grade class gathered around the teacher for a game of "Guess the Animal." The first picture the teacher held up was of a cat. "Okay boys and girls," she said brightly, "can anyone tell...

A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group of hookers. Everyday as he passes them, the hookers wave at him with their pinkies and say "HI there little boy!!" One day the boy...

My daughter-in-law, Alma, and grandson, Eddy, were digging for fishing bait in my garden. Uncovering a many-legged creature, Eddy proudly dangled it before his mother. "No, honey, he won't do...

"Equal" is not always synonymous with "the same." Men and women are created equal. But, boys and girls are not born the same. 1. You throw a little girl a ball, and it will hit her in the...

During one "generation gap" quarrel with his parents young Michael cried, "I want excitement, adventure, money, and beautiful women. I'll never find it here at home, so I'm leaving. Don't try and...

A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons...

A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?" His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her...

A Thanksgiving Cookbook by Mrs. Geraghty's Kindergarten Class NOTE: Mrs. Geraghty will not be reponsible for medical bills resulting from use of her cookbook. Ivette - Banana Pie You buy...

A kid walked into his new classroom, and the teacher says to him, "Hello,  what's your name?" And the kid says, "Jeffrey Fuckhour." The teacher told  him that she doesn't allow that kind...

Once there was a little girl. It was here first day of school and a little  boy came up to her. "What's your name?" He asked. "Happy butt." She said. "Tell me your name or I'll tell the...

On the outskirts of town, there was a big old pecan tree by the cemetery fence.   One day two kids filled up a bucketful of nuts  and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began...

   It was the first day of the school year, and an elementary teacher was trying to get to know her students. "What did you do this summer?" the teacher asked Suzie. "Me and my...

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book and noticed the man had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar that way. The man, who was a priest,...

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in...

A little boy sits on Santa's lap. Santa says, "I bet I know what you want for Christmas," and with his finger he taps the boy's nose with every letter and spells "T-O-Y-S." The little boy thinks...

A little boy was doing his math homework. he said to himself' "two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine...." his mother heard what he was...

How Was I born?? Cyrus SAYS: Daddy, how was I born? DAD SAYS: Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway......Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room...

A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory exploration. With their eyes closed, they would feel objects from pumice stones to pine cones and...

Two little boys go into the grocery store. One is nine, one is four. The nine-year-old grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register for check-out. The cashier asks "Oh,...

A ten year old boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors to hypnosis, but to no avail. Finally, at the insistence of a family friend, they decided to enroll their son in a...