At school, a boy was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth". The...

A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write - and they won't let me talk!" ...

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?" The second kid...

Mothers of teens know why animals eat their young.

We child-proofed our home 3 years ago but they're still getting in!

One day, a teacher at a elementary school asks one of her students how clouds form. She replied "I'm not sure how clouds form, but the clouds know how to form, and that's the important...

A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Norfolk to Las Vegas. The son, who had been looking out the window, turned to his mother and said, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big...

"Danny," asked Mrs Waters, "What's usually used as a conductor of electricity?" "Why- er..." "Correct, wire. Now tell me, what is the unit of electrical...

"Mummy, I'm bored." "Go and wacth Daddy work. He's in the bedroom." A while later... "Mummy, I just saw Daddy in bed on top of another woman. What was he...

A father asked his son: "Why do you take the medicine before it's time? " The son answered:" To surprise the germs! "

A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten, who were excessively mischievous. The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be confident that if any mischief occurred in...

A little girl learned in school, that instead of words, pictures and symbols would be drawn to indicate something if words weren't understood. Later that day, she needed to go into the...

Librarian: "Please be quiet. The people next to you can't read." Boy: "What a shame! I've been reading since I was six."

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on...

Molly wrote a letter to Santa Claus one day. Dear Santa, Please give me a Workout Barbie and a new milkman because he is sleeping with Mommy. Love, ...

Timmy was a little five year old boy that his Mom loved very muchand, being a worrier, she was concerned about him walking to school when he started Kindergarten. She walked him to school a ...

A Sunday school teacher asked, "Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark?" "No," replied Johnny. "How could he, with just two worms."

The Sunday school teacher was carefully explaining the story of Elijah the Prophet and the false prophets of Baal. She explained how Elijah built the altar, put wood upon it, cut the steer in...

A husband and wife and their two sons are watching TV. She looks at her husband and winks at him, he gets the message and says, "Excuse us for a few minutes boys, we're going up to our room...

Why did the teacher have to put on her glasses during class? Because the kids were to bright!