A manager in a big company needed to contact one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's...

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite...

A little girl and her mother were out and about. Out of the blue, the girl asked her mother, "Mommy, How old are you?" The mother responded, "Honey, women don't talk...

A baby boy was just born. He had all his pieces and looked quite normal, except that he was laughing - I mean laughing real hard. All the doctors and nurses were examining the little guy in front...

Child: Mom! I got a 100% on my homework! Mom: Really? On what subject? Child: A 40% on science and a 60% on spelling.

Teacher: Larry, name two pronouns. Larry: Who, Me? Teacher: That answer is correct.

Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish,"...

Child: Teacher! I can't find my boots! Teacher: You sure? Child: Yes! There are only one pair left and it's not mine! Teacher: You sure? Child: Definitely! Mine had snow on it!

Once, a teacher was showing a child a picture of a firefighter taking a child out of a burning building. The teacher asked what that was. The child replied,"A pregnant firefighter."...

There was a young girl from Hoboken, Who claimed that her hymen was broken , From riding her bike , On a cobblestone pike , But it really was broken from pokin'!!!

One day, Mary was sitting in her class in Catholic school. Suddenly, the teacher asked a question, because she didn't look like she was paying any attention. "Why was Mary called the...

My grandfather always said, "Don't watch your money; watch your health." So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather.

TEACHER: Why are you late? L-JOHNY: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign? L-JOHNY: "School Ahead, Go Slow." ...

Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. They had to use an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was hot in the summer,cold in the winter and stank all the time. The...

Six-year-old Jerry came downstairs bellowing lustily. "What's the matter?" asked his mother. "Papa was hanging pictures and he just hit his thumb with a hammer," said Jerry....

There once were two babies both in the same room, with their cribs next to each other. After their mom tucked the babies in for sleep, one baby went to the other baby and said, "I can tell if...

One day a little boy was at kindergarten. The teacher told the class their homework was to find the first five letters of the alphabet. When the little boy got home he went to his older brother who...

Little Tommy ran to his dad and said "Daddy, daddy! Watch me count." Tommy holds up his right hand, and, touching each finger, counts to five. "One, two, three, four,...

Rob and Bob are putting on a shakespeare production. ROB: In the opening scene, King Theseus and his bride Hippolyta rejoice in their love Bob: Wait, wait, I don't get it. ROB:...

A number of Primary Schools were doing a project on "The Sea." Kids were asked to draw pictures or write about their experiences. Teachers got together to compare the results and put...