Little 6 year old Nancy and her big sister, Sandy were at the mall, looking at a sweatshirt. "That shirt is 60 dollars." said Sandy. "I wish I could afford it." Then, the...

Two kids were walking in a graveyard when they decided that they'd loot the church. However, as soon as they walked through the door, they heard a voice. 'I'll rip your head off! Then I'll...

One Sunday morning, as was his custom, the pastor of a small church had all the children come up front for a brief children's church. He enjoyed asking the children various questions, and hearing...

Johnny and his mother were having a parent-teacher conference. MOTHER: Johnny really enjoys having you as a teacher, Mrs. Bengal. JOHNNY: Really? I didn't know it was opposite day!

A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city kids in her fourth-grade class could identify. She drew a picture of a cow on the blackboard and said, "Who can tell me...

Dad: Courtney, do you want penne pasta for dinner? Courtney: No, but I'll have dime or quarter pasta.

A young child walks into a corner store and picks up a big box of laundry detergent. The storekeep trying to be friendly says, "Got a lot of laundry to do?" The boy says, "Haha...

KIDS: AND THE ORIGINS OF LOVE CONCERNING THE ORIGINS OF LOVE...

A schoolteacher wanted to show her students how dangerous drinking alcohol could be. She brought a jar of alcohol and an earthworm to class one day to demonstrate its effects. She dropped the worm...

An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him, "Daddy, what is sex?" The father was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decides that if she...

Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting together for Christmas, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother. The first said, "I built a...

Little Johnny was sitting outside a church playing with sulphuric acid. The priest came up to him and said "Child why are you playing with sulphuric acid? Thats dangerous! I've got some...

A mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the family room. Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes, then complete silence. The girl looked...

I'd had a pretty hectic day with my four-year-old. When bed-time finally came, I laid down the law: "We're putting on your p.j.s, brushing your teeth, and reading ONE book. Then it's lights...

One time, when I was a kid, I forgot to do my homework, so I stole someone else’s and turned it in. After class, the teacher pulled me over. Then she asked why I didn’t turn in the homework. I...

A mom was out walking with her 4 year old daughter. the child picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. The mother asked her not to do that. "Why?" ...

Who's Bigger? Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby? His baby cause he is a little Bigger.

There was this guy sunbathing in the nude at the beach. Well, this little girl comes up to him, so he covers his private parts with a newspaper. The little girl says, "What's under...

A Little boy and his older sister were building paper airplanes, when his sister said "We should stop building planes now and play with the ones we've got. we don't need to waste any more...

From a San Diego Father who has identified 35 truths he learned from his children: There is no such thing as childproofing your house. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over...