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Jun
5, 2005
George Best
93 hits
What's the difference between George Best and Dodi's chauffeur?George Best can still take corners when he's pissed.
Aug 26, 2005
George Burns
121 hits
Did you hear that Di has something in common with George Burns?They both died when they hit a hundred.
Jul 16, 2005
George Michael
115 hits
Q. What's white and sticky and found on the bathroom wall?A. George Michael's latest release.
Jun 14, 2005
Get it in his mouth
114 hits
Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do?A. George Gobel: "Get it in his mouth."
Jul 20, 2005
Get out
107 hits
Q. What did the woman tell Michael Jackson at the beach?A. Get out of my son!
Jun 15, 2005
Getting Di out
98 hits
What's harder than getting ink out of the carpet?Getting Di out of the upholstery
Sep 30, 2005
Give him spiked gloves
234 hits
Q: How do you neuter Michael Jackson?A: Give him spiked gloves and tell him to sing a song.
Jul
3, 2005
Got two
102 hits
Q: What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?A: Got two fives for a ten?
Sep 13, 2005
Greyhound racing
122 hits
Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Greyhound racing?A. The greyhounds wait for the hairs to come out.
May 14, 2005
Grow strawberries
102 hits
Q. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year?A. Charley Weaver: "Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries."
May
1, 2005
Gumuz
88 hits
What does Lady Di and the family Gumuz have in common?They are both out of the Pipe.Hint: The family Gumuz was a Turkish family living illegally for 6 years in Amsterdam in De pijp. "De Pijp uit"...
Aug
6, 2005
Hair caught on fire
118 hits
Q: What did Michael Jackson do when his hair caught on fire?A: He "Beat-it!"
Sep 14, 2005
He wanted toupee
134 hits
Why did Elton John sing at Diana's funeral?He wanted toupee his respects.
May 14, 2005
Helen Keller do when
94 hits
Q. What did Helen Keller do when she fell down the well?A. She screamed her hands off.
Apr 25, 2005
Helen Keller masturbate
122 hits
Q. Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?A. So she can moan with the other.
Jun 26, 2005
Helen Kellers mother
127 hits
Q. How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?A. By rearranging the living-room furniture.
Jul 30, 2005
Helen Kellers parents
676 hits
Q. What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her for swearing?A. Washed her hands with soap.
Jun
2, 2005
Hide the pickle
177 hits
Q: What is Michael Jackson's favorite game to play at night?A: Hide the pickle in the pajamas.
May 21, 2005
Hillary leaves town
105 hits
Q. When will there be a woman in the White House?A. When Hillary leaves town.
Jun 24, 2005
Hillary want to have
96 hits
Q. Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill Clinton first thing in the morning?A. She wants to be the first lady.
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