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May 22, 2005
Hire a Catholic priest
98 hits
Q: How will they ensure that Michael gets a thorough body search?A: Hire a Catholic priest to do it.
Aug
2, 2005
How come Mike Tyson
109 hits
Q. How come Mike Tyson’s eye's water during sex?A. Mace
Aug
9, 2005
Hugh Grant
121 hits
Q. What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?A. Hugh Grant.
May 24, 2005
Hunger and a mercedes
103 hits
What does world hunger and a mercedes have in common? Diana can't stop either.
May 17, 2005
I got a pair
83 hits
Man went into a scrap yard, and said. "Have you got any spares for a Mercedes".The assistant replied. "No, but I got a pair of wings for a Princess".
Jun 17, 2005
Ignited Negro College
127 hits
Q: Have you heard about the foundation that Michael Jackson and Richard Pryor have started?A: It's called the Ignited Negro College Fund.
Jul 31, 2005
Indian
127 hits
Wer war der letzte Indianer?Dodi al-FayedTranslation: Who was the last Indian?Dodi al-FayedHint: in german "Indianer", which means "Indian" is pronounced like "Indiana" or to make it very clear "In...
Aug 16, 2005
Instead of after
123 hits
Q: What does Michael Jackson give his guests after dinner?A: Instead of after eight mints, he gives them under eight children.
May 13, 2005
It got me out
104 hits
Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?A. Charley Weaver: "It got me out of the Army."
Apr 28, 2005
Jackson and a ghost
136 hits
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a ghost?A: One is completely white and has a scary face. The other is a supernatural being.
Sep 23, 2005
Jackson and a microwave
122 hits
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a microwave?A: A microwave won't brown your meat!
Sep
1, 2005
Jackson and a Nintendo
126 hits
Q. What does Michael Jackson and a Nintendo have in common? A. They are both made of plastic and kids turn them on.
Jul
1, 2005
Jackson and a proctologist
113 hits
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a proctologist?A: A proctologist doesn't pay for the assholes he's poked around in.
May
2, 2005
Jackson and a racing jockey
103 hits
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a racing jockey?A: A jockey can mount three year olds legally.
Aug 12, 2005
Jackson and a refrigerator
107 hits
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a refrigerator?A: A fridge doesn't toot after you take your meat out of it!
Aug 14, 2005
Jackson and acne
117 hits
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?A: Acne doesn't come on your face until you're about fifteen.
Apr 23, 2005
Jackson and an Xbox
132 hits
Q: What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?A: Both get turned on by kids!!!
Sep
7, 2005
Jackson and broccoli
125 hits
Q: What do Michael Jackson and broccoli have in common?A: Both are force fed to little boys.
Sep 14, 2005
Jackson and Casper
128 hits
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?A: One is pale and scares kids and the other is a friendly ghost.
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