Q: What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?A: "The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"

Q: What were Michael Jackson's baby's first words?A: Which one's mommy?

Q: What's soft and brown and sometimes found in little boy's diapers?A: Michael Jackson's hand!

Q: What is the most difficult thing to get out of little boys underwear?A: Michael Jackson's makeup!

Q. Have you heard about Michael Jackson's new book?A. It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing"

Q: Why does Michael like children so much?A: He knows how they feel.

Q: How does Michael like to party?A: He sips a couple of Tall Boys.

Q: Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore?A: He's tired of all the cracks.

Q: Why is Michael so tough?A: He can lick any kid on the block.

Q: Why's Michael trying out for the NBA?A: He's a crack shooter.

Q: How are Michael's friends dealing with the problem?A: They're all standing behind him.

Q: What do Michael's rear and an LA jail have in common?A: Both hold the juice.

What is the difference between Michigan State and Princess Di?Michigan State waits to get out of the tunnel to get killed.

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Mick Dittman?A: Mick Dittman DOES have a license to ride 4 year olds.

Q: What do Celebrity Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan have in common?A: They both play ball in the Minor League.

Q: What do Michael Jackson and Miss Bobbit have in common?A: They both played with little wieners.

What is Di´s new job?Model at Versace´s

How did Di and Charles disagree about Modern Architecture?Di was wrapt about pre-stressed cement.

What's the difference between Mother Theresa and Diana?Around 5 days.

Would Diana have been buried if she had been married to Dodi?No she would then have been mummy-Fied.