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Sep
8, 2005
Need to go to rehab
147 hits
Q: Why does Michael really need to go to rehab?A: He's a crack addict.
Aug 29, 2005
Neil Armstrong and
141 hits
Q. What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?A. One was the first to walk on the moon and the other fucks little boys up the ass.
Sep 13, 2005
Never land Ranch from
129 hits
Q: What did Michael Jackson say when he got back to Never land Ranch from drug rehab?A: You know, I feel like a new boy!
Aug 25, 2005
New Book
134 hits
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?A: It's called "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing".
Jun
2, 2005
New Mercedes
143 hits
Hear about the new Mercedes? It comes with two airbags and three bodybags.
Aug 10, 2005
Next apartment
128 hits
Q. What are: "Do it," "I can help," and "I can't get enough"?A. George Gobel: "I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment."
Sep
7, 2005
NFL and Princess Diana
151 hits
What's the difference between the NFL and Princess Diana?The NFL players came out of the tunnel Sunday.
Aug
8, 2005
No more pictures
184 hits
What was the last thing Diana said to the paparazzi?No more pictures, I'm a bloody Princess!
Aug 27, 2005
Not Speaking
180 hits
Sometimes kids will repeat the things we say, but under other circumstances, and they take on new and different meanings.A few years back a friend of a friend was having a bridge party. Shortly...
May 14, 2005
Ocean Spray
142 hits
Q. What was JFK Jr. drinking at the time of the crash?A. Ocean Spray.
Jul 12, 2005
On the beach
143 hits
Q. What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?A. Get out of my sun!
Aug 12, 2005
On the radio
162 hits
Have you heard that Princess Diana was on the radio?And the dashboard, and the windscreen, and...
Aug 16, 2005
Only queen
176 hits
Why did Elton John sing at the funeral?Because he's the only queen who cares.
Jun 19, 2005
Paparazzi and Princess Di
134 hits
What's the difference between the paparazzi and Princess Di?The paparazzi dig for dirt, Di dug for gold.
May
7, 2005
Papparazi go around
128 hits
Why do the Papparazi go around sticking cameras in peoples faces and taking photos?Because their dicks don't work
Aug 31, 2005
Pathetic
186 hits
Q: Why is Michael Jackson's album new entitled "Bad"?A: Because he couldn't spell "Pathetic".
May 24, 2005
Paul Lynde
148 hits
Q. Do female frogs croak?A. Paul Lynde: "If you hold their heads underwater long enough."
May 11, 2005
Pepsi fire Michael Jackson
210 hits
Q: Why did Pepsi fire Michael Jackson?A: Because he was caught sucking on a Squirt!!
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