A useful tool roughly measuring 7 inches in length Usually it’s found hung, dangling, but ready for instant action At one end it has a clump of hairy things, whilst at the other end has a...

Collards is green, my dog's name is Blue and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like cornsilk a-flapping in the breeze. Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas. ...

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  1. SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME. 2. GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS. 3. IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN'T GOING. 4. MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL...

An angel of truth and a dream of fiction, a woman is a bundle of contradiction, she's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse, but will tackle her boyfriend alone in the house. She'll take...

These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations across the United States and rest of the world. Sign in school: "In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling...

"WOMEN SEEKING MEN" Classifieds translations Self-employed means: Jobless Smart means: Insipid Special means: Rode the small schoolbus with tinted windows

What's the best form of birth control after 50? Nudity What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 lbs. What's the difference between a boyfriend and a  husband? 45...

A woman goes into a restaurant in a small southern town out in the country.  She orders the fried chicken and starts to eat.  Eating too fast, she chokes on a chicken bone. Well,...

A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good...

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a...

A new study just released by the American Psychiatric Association about women and how they feel about their asses. The results are pretty interesting: 1. 85% of women surveyed feel their ass...

 You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."  - That's Direct Marketing.  You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a...

1) MARKETING You are ambitious yet stupid. You chose a marketing degree to avoid having to study in college, concentrating instead on drinking and socializing which is pretty much what your job...

1. Lisa Marie got a great catch in Michael. 2. We don't keep firearms in this house. 3. We're vegetarians. 4. Wrasslin's fake! 5. You can't feed that to the dog. 6. No kids in the...

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go...

A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower. "There is a blind man to see you," she says. "Well, if he is a blind man, than it does not matter if I'm in...

The shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST DEALS. He was horrified when another competitor opened up on...

General * Never take a beer to a job interview. * Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them. * It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church. * If you have to vacuum the bed,...

"You Know You Are To Stressed If"........ ...relatives that have been dead for years come visit you and suggest that you should get some rest. ...you can achieve a "Runners High" by...