Warning for video games addicts:Lady Di and her friends proved that playing too much 'columns' can be fatal

What's the one thing that attracts Diana more than a wealthy Egyptian?A solidly-built Pole.

Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?A. Charley Weaver: "His feet."

Q: What is the worst thing about making love to Michael Jackson?A: When the crib breaks.

Q: Which chips does Michael Jackson like to munch on?A: O'Boysies.

Q: What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common?A: They both like a little crack now and then.

Q. When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex?A. Charley Weaver: "I'll lend him the car, the rest is up to him."

What did Will Carling, get over Dodi Fayed?Will Carling scored while Dodi Fayed hit the post.

Q. What is forty feet long and has eight teeth?A. The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

How do you paint a tunnel?With Di.

Q. What does Woody Allen call an unborn baby?A. A blind date.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?A. Got two fives for a ten?

Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking?A. Rose Marie: "You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and I'll show you a gesture you'll never forget.

Q: Why does Michael Jackson want to move to Ohio?A: He heard there's a Youngstown there.

An industrious turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding to perfect a better turkey. His family was fond of the leg portion for dinner and there were never enough legs for everyone....

Q: What's the best kind of car to be driving when you're ready to play chicken? A: A coupe.

Things proven to change the course of Thanksgiving 1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, "See mom, I told you they wouldn't notice that the turkey was four months past...