Haaaaaaaa. I'm a lovely cat. Don't scare me

A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she's trying the local pet shops. She walks into a small pet shop and explains her need to the attendant. He thinks for a moment and then says, "I've got...

This is my pet. Is he fat?

I read newspaper while my dog cooks for me every morning, who always does a good job.

From their pets, we can see that Africans are very brave.