Blonde on the highway A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see the blonde behind the wheel was knitting. Realizing...

I am a happy policeman and I like dancing,I am so happy that I can't control myself.

I can answer for my action, though I am not of age.

Stop!stop!Gave me back my caddie bag please!

Policemen had no time to prepare their Christmas tree so they made one with a prisoner.