Step 1: Go buy a turkey & a bottle of Wild Turkey 101-Proof Step 2: Take a drink of WT-101 Step 3: Put turkey in the oven Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of WT-101 Step 5: Set the...

In the pre-Thanksgiving rush, we have received an early weather report from our in-house weather reporters. This is one you should be sure to email to your Mom. Turkeys will thaw in the...

Jesus was having dinner with his disciples one time and as they gathered reverentially about him, more or less in the attitudes since immortalized by Leonardo da Vinci, he looked about at them....

2 Cold Street North Pole, Canada H0H 0H0 I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year, and since you have, I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me...

'Twas the night before Christmas, and Santa was a wreck. How to live in a world that's politically correct? His workers no longer would answer to "Elves". "Vertically Challenged," they...

I'm not trying to dishearten anyone, but here, republished, is the definitive scientific proof that Santa Claus does not exist: 1. No known species of reindeer can fly. But there are 300,000...

  There once was a rich man who was near death.  He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and he wanted to be able to  take it with him to heaven. So he began...

The elderly pastor was cleaning up his office one Friday morning. In the back of the office, he found a small box containing 3 eggs and 100 $1 bills. He showed his secretary the box to ask her...

A man who has just died finds himself standing at the gates of Heaven. To his right is standing an attractive women, and to his left is a ladder. The woman speaks, "Come with me through the gate...

A minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building. Therefore, he talked...

God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day.He inquired of God. "Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction, and...

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies, "I have a question to ask you,...

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book and noticed the man had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar that way. The man, who was a priest,...

A Christmas tree doesn't care if you had other Christmas trees in the past. Even a small Christmas tree gives satisfaction. A Christmas tree always looks good, even with the lights on. ...

A little boy sits on Santa's lap. Santa says, "I bet I know what you want for Christmas," and with his finger he taps the boy's nose with every letter and spells "T-O-Y-S." The little boy thinks...

O Lord I'm your willing servant       You know that I have been for years       I'm here in this pew every Sunday and Wednesday...

1) Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!  2) Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins.  3) Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!  4) An ad for a Church...

      In North Ireland a Protestant man married a Catholic woman.  After their marriage he decided to covert to the Catholic church. So he went to the preist and took...

In a recent Round-table Discussion Group the question was asked of the Ministerial Panel, at what point does life begin. The Baptist Preacher spoke first and said "At conception,...

    The little girl was sitting with her grandmother, who had presented her with her first little children's Bible, in an easy-to-read translation, when she was very young....