A family took their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and left her, hoping she would be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathed her, fed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a...

Defense Attorney: What is your age? Little Old Woman: I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you? Little Old Woman: There I was,...

Cowboy and sheep This woman is driving into the small town of Shelbville and slams on the brakes as a sheep runs across the road in front of her. Just as she regains her wits and gets ready...

This is an actual job application that a 75 year old senior citizen submitted to Wal-Mart in Arkansas.   NAME: George Martin   SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman,...

A very old couple book a honeymoon suite in a five-star hotel to celebrate their 50th marriage anniversary. The bell boy while taking their luggage to the suite thinks to himself, "At this...

An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a power memory class where one is taught to remember things by association. A few days after the class, the...

I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two... Sir Norman Wisdom Yes, time...

An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm...

On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her...

Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her...