Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what a thoughtful and wonderful man her late husband had been. "Sidney thought of everything," she told...

Please note that Banks are installing new "Drive-through" teller machines. Customers will be able to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. To enable customers to use this new...

For those of you that remember the old Mitch Miller song "Sweet Violets" This is a crude take off on it... (p.s. - this is similar to Gizzers 'Sweet Violets' #604 but different, funnier...

A man was in a long line at the grocery store. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the...

A couple had been debating buying a vehicle for weeks. He wanted a truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have...

I always look for a woman who has a tattoo. I see a woman with a tattoo, and I'm thinking, okay, here's a gal who's capable of making a decision she'll regret in the future.

An extremely wealthy man walks into a fancy restaurant. He notices a beautiful woman sitting all alone at a table in the corner. He decides to send her a bottle of wine to get her attention. He...

Boy: " Miss, May I kiss you?" Girl: "No." Boy: " Could you let me embrace your waist with my arms?" Girl: "No." Boy:" Well, then, May I...

A woman is in bed with her lover who happens to be her husband's best friend. They make love for hours, and afterwards, while they're just laying there, the phone rings. Since it is the woman's...

Mr. Smith wanted to become a teacher in the worst way, but the only job he could find was as an instructor at an all female college teaching sex education. His wife was a very jealous woman so Mr....

I know this isn't really a joke but I thought it was so funny that I wanted to share it with everyone... 1. In the company of feminists, intercourse should be referred to as: a)...

Think of the beat of the song walking in a winter wonderland while u are reading this... Lacy things -- the wife is missin', Didn't ask -- her permission, I'm wearin' her clothes, Her...

Question: "Why did the man cross the road?" Answer: "He heard the chicken was a slut." Q: "Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and...

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Where do women belong? In the kitchen!

A man was about to marry his girlfriend for the past year. There was only one thing bothering him - his mother-in-law to be - she was beautiful and sexy and sometimes flirted with him and made him...

A rich lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life so she placed an ad, which read this: RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE ...NEEDS TO HAVE THESE...

A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made. "Olympic...

A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she...

There are 3 well known rings to marriage: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering