A man walks out into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Dave." "Who?" ...

Whether a woman fakes her orgasms or not, is something the majority of men would rather not question in case they discovered that she has been all along, and that they are not in fact the stud they...

One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. "What the ? ? ?," he said to himself as a little blue "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out. ...

Whats the difference between men and women? Women zoom with a camera by walking closer or farther away, Men just push the button!

These are all from my experiences. Thats why their funny. 1. You build a miniature boat out of a hostess box, water bottles, and duct tape, and float it down a river seven times. 2. You...

You know you are addicted to coffee if ... You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. You sleep with your eyes open. You have to watch videos in fast-forward. The only time you're...

1st woman: I took my son to the zoo yesterday. 2nd woman: Did they accept him?

These two guys had both just gotten divorced and they swore they would never have anything to do with women again. They were best friends and they decided to move up to Alaska as far north as...

Once in a medieval times...there was a King who was getting sort of bored after dinner one night. He decided to hold a contest of who at the court had the mightiest "weapon". The...

A man has just been in a car accident and has severe brain damage. So his sister is called in to take care of his medical decisions. First off, the doctor decides the man needs a new brain since...

A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines...

Contrary to popular opinion, life is NOT a bi**h. Life is a virgin. A bi**h would be easy.

A wealthy man came home from a gambling trip and told his wife that he had lost their entire fortune and that they'd have to drastically alter their life-style. "If you'll just learn to...

Men's Rules for Women --------------------------- 1) Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up,put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us...

1.Men are like...Laxatives...They irritate the shit out of you. 2.Men are like...Bananas....The older they get, the less firm they are. 3.Men are like...Weather....Nothing can be done to...

C: I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff, please. O: I'm sorry, there's no such listing. Are you sure you have the spelling correct? C: Well, it used to be called the Bargoed Fish...

** You haven't asked yet. ** I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life. ** Because I just love hearing this question. ** Just lucky, I guess. ** It gives my mother something...

A sociologist, a psychologist, and a computer programmer were discussing the consequences and implications of a married man having a mistress. The sociologist's opinion was that it is absolutely...

A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wanted more than a written report; he wanted video of his wife's activities. A week later, the...

  A divorced man meets his ex-wife's new husband at a party.  ...