I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way; my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! ...

A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the counter. Then she started talking to him, and...

Whenever a man has something to say, you can be sure a woman always has to have her say in the end... He said... Want a quickie? She said... As opposed to what? He said... I don't know why...

Women:  A wife was not at home for a whole night. So, the very next morning,  she tells her husband that she stayed at her girlfriend's apartment over night.   The husband...

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So...

What did the painter say to her boyfriend? "I love you with all my art!" What does a man who loves his car do on February 14? He gives it a valenshine! What did the man with the broken leg...

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"        "Because white is the color of happiness,...

The Married Man's Score Board (NOTE: a score of "0" means it was expected of him) Simple Duties ------------ * You go out to buy her spring-fresh extra-light panty-liners with wings: +5 *...

Recently a 'Husband Super Store' opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you...

A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents...

A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, "Get me a beer before it starts!" The wife sighs and gets him a beer. ...

There were three men fishing in a boat. One felt a tug and reeled in his line. He had caught a beautiful mermaid. She squirmed and struggled and tried to break free but he wouldn't let her go. ...

How to satisfy your wife every time        Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed,...

- A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.  - The Style: Men wake up as good looking as they went to bed....

A man was walking along the beach and found a bottle. He looked around and didn't see anyone so he opened it. A genie appeared and thanked the man for letting him out. The genie said, "For...

Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!! --Anonymous ------------------------------------------------------------------- Bachelors...

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She...

       One day, three men were trekking through a jungle when they came across a violent, raging river. They had no idea how to cross. So the first man decided to...

      1) Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.       2) You know stuff about tanks.       3) A five-day...

A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But it was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire pay check. When he...