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May 31, 2005
Q: What does a fish use to get high? A: Seaweed!
Mar 25, 2005
Q: What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: In the end, someone's gonna lose a trailer.
Jul 20, 2005
Mothers of teens know why animals eat their young.
Jun 24, 2005
Child-Proofed 123 hits
We child-proofed our home 3 years ago but they're still getting in!
May 22, 2005
What does a blonde say when she loses her virginity? "So are you guys all on the same team?"
May 18, 2005
Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder 1. The DNA is all the same. 2. There are no dental records.
Jul 22, 2005
Enemies 264 hits
A priest came to a dying author to read him his last rites. "Do you reject the devil?" asked the priest. "This is no time to be making enemies," replied the author.
May 28, 2005
Shingles 127 hits
How many lawyers does it take to shingle the roof of a house? It depends on how thin you slice 'em.
Apr 13, 2005
What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back. What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell! She's got a grenade in her mouth!
Mar 6, 2005
Q: What happens when a Buddhist becomes totally absorbed with the computer he is working with? A: He enters Nerdvana.
Feb 16, 2005
On the sixth day, God created the platypus. And God said: Let's see the evolutionists try and figure this one out.
May 19, 2005
Polish Wolf 137 hits
Did you hear the one about the Polish wolf? He chewed off three legs and was still caught in the trap.
Jun 6, 2005
Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.
Jun 8, 2005
3 Ants 105 hits
3 ants went to the beach to swim. 2 jumped directly in the water. The other went back home and after an hour returned. Why? She forgot her swimming suit!!
Mar 4, 2005
Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left." So they went home.
Jul 10, 2005
Ocelot? 293 hits
How do you titillate an ocelot? Oscillate its tit a lot!
Jun 25, 2005
There's a big controversy on the Jewish view of exactly when life begins. In Jewish tradition, the fetus is not considered viable until after it graduates from medical school.
Apr 30, 2005
Yo mama is like a hockey player she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
Apr 11, 2005
Germs! 139 hits
A father asked his son: "Why do you take the medicine before it's time? " The son answered:" To surprise the germs! "
Mar 19, 2005
Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers? He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.
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