If a man speaks in the middle of the forest and no women are around to hear him, is he still wrong?

Q: What's the difference between a dry cleaner and a lawyer? A: The cleaner pays if he loses your suit. A lawyer can lose your suit and still take you to the cleaners.

Yo momma is so fat that the last time she saw 90210 is when she stepped on the bathroom scale!

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur A: MEGAsoreASS

What kind of monkey eats chips? A chipmunk!

Duck #1: Quack Duck #2: Quack Duck #3: Quack Quack Duck #1 takes out a gun and shoots Duck #3. Duck #2: "Why did you shoot him?" Duck #1: "He knew too much."

your mom is so dumb that the guy behind the counter at the movies said under 17 non permit so she went home and got 16 of her friends

ok, If the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the Jags, and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers known as Bucs, what does that make the Tennesse Titans?

What do you call a smart blond? An Endangered species

FRIEND: You don't look so good, what's wrong? HARRY: I got domestic trouble. FRIEND: But Harry you always said your wife was a pearl. HARRY: Yeah its the mother of pearl that's the problem.

Q: How do you recognize a blonde in school? A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

What is more stupid then a brunette trying to start a fire in a pool? A blonde trying to put it out.

What do you call an intelligent blonde? A Golden Retriever

What's the difference between a "fox" and a "dog?" About 6 drinks.

Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks.

Yo mama's so skinny, when she wears stripped PJ's there's only 2 stripes.

Teacher: Recite your tables to me, Joan. Joan: Dining table, kitchen table, bedside table...

Yo Momma so dumb, she was killed in a pie eating contest when the cow sat on her!

What does the "O" and the "N" stand for in CLEMSON? The "O" is for honor and the "N" for knowledge.

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