1. If you had a $25 bill what would you do with it? 2. How many tomatoes grow on a tree? 3. How many animals did moses take on the ark?

A blond laughs at a joke 3 times. When the joke is told..................... When the joke is explained................. And 5 days later when she gets it.

Yo momma's breath is so stank the thermometer read, "I Quit!"

Dad: Courtney, do you want penne pasta for dinner? Courtney: No, but I'll have dime or quarter pasta.

How do you confuse a blonde? You send her into a round room and tell her to sit in the corner! How does a blonde confuse you? When she comes out and says ok I did now what!?

Yo Mommas like a really popular website;over 10,000 hits a day

A man walked into the bar and he said, " holy mother fucker where is my nose." Oh it is in my butt hey it is protected

shit my joke is gone

Do you think that I'll lose my looks when I get older said the Blond With luck, yes?

Q. Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? A. All my autopsies have been performed on dead people.

Where do women belong? In the kitchen!

yo momma so fat she uses a dump truck as a toilet!

yo mom is like a shotgun, one cock and shes ready to blow

Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please"!

What do you call a blind deer? No idea. What do you call a blind deer with no legs? Still no idea!

Why can't you trust a blonde to call for an ambulance? She can't find the 11 to call 911.

Yo Momma so fat when she stepped on my dogs tail I had to change his name to "Beaver."

Why did the blonde call the welfare office? She wanted to know how you cook food stamps.

Your momma's so ugly, she's not bald, it's her hair running away from her face!

what type of pets drive? carPETS