Your momma so fat when she broke a leg gravy came out.

Yo momma is so fat her belt size is the equator.

A women went to a wishing well and wished that she could become a better driver. So she turned into a man.

Q: What's the similarity between tyrannosaurus and blondes with an IQ greater then 200. A: Both are extinct.

Yo momma so fat that every time she turned around it was her birthday.

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

Why are married women heavier than single women? Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

If love is blind is then why is lingerie so popular?

What do you call 100 lawyers jumping out of an airplane? Skeet

Teacher: "Why does an elephant have a trunk?" Student: "Because it doesn't have a glove compartment!"

#1 rule of a redneck- If duck tape don't fix it (doubt it), mount it on the wall instead.

Yo momma so ugly she looks just like you!

Yo mama stinks so bad that when she puts on her 'Secret' deodorant it tells! ha ha :)

How did the gum cross the street? On the chicken's Foot!

Your mama is so flat chested, the last time she had a breast was in a bucket at KFC.

WIFE : " I wish I was a newspaper, so I'd be in your hands all day." HUSBAND : " I too wish that u were a newspaper, so I could have a new one everyday." !

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.

Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears? A: She was afraid she meight get hearing aids.

Q:What did the blonde's right leg say to her left leg? A:Nothing, they haven't met yet.

Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shoes? A: Toes go in first.