What's the blonde cheer? I'm blonde, I'm blonde,I'm B.L.O.N.....uh,oh well...I'm blonde, I'm blonde,I'm... yeah, yeah,yeah...

A blonde,brunette,and red head are in kindergarten; which one is the sexiest? The blonde because she is the only one that's 18.

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? A: "What's a lightbulb?"

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? A: At last the prostitute stops screwing you once you're dead.

Yo momma is like a Big Mac. Full of fat and only worth a dollar.

Yo momma is like a carousel. She goes up and down and everyone gets a ride.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with Darth Vador? An elevator

Yo Momma so fat, you can see her from space.

Teacher: Can you pay a little more attention to this lesson?! Pupil: I am trying my best to pay as little attention as I can!!

Q: Why are frogs so happy? A: They eat whatever bugs them!

Yo momma is so fat and hairy that if she died her hair green, people would use her for golf practice.

Yo Momma stinks so bad she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard!

What is a Rednecks favorite saying? Hey guys watch this....................

Have you heard about the new blonde paint? It's not too bright but it spreads real easy.

Teacher: Jimmy! Count from one all the way to ten! Jimmy: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10. Teacher: Good, now what comes after that? Jimmy:Jack, queen and king!

Why does Hershey's chocolate taste so good? Because they are made by women! (Her-She) hahahaha

Child: Mommy, why am I so skinny? Mommy: Don't worry about it, dear. When your father was born, he only weighed four pounds. Child: Really? Did he live?

Earth Worm: Oh, I wish that darn evil Mister Barney hadn't chopped my brother into two sections! Other Earth Worm: Why? Earth Worm: Because, now I have two half brothers!

Q: Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job? A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

What is it called when an insect kills themself? Pesticide!