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Jul 3, 2005
13 bunnies 141 hits
Q: What do you call 13 bunnies in a row, hopping backwards?A: A receding hairline!!!!!!
Jun 19, 2005
70 mph 152 hits
What's the last thing that goes through a bee's mind when it hits a car windscreen at 70mph?It's arse.
Jul 26, 2005
When you call a dog, they usually come to you.When you call a cat; they take a message.
Jul 13, 2005
Q. What animal has more lives than a cat?A. A frog, because he croaks every night.
Jun 21, 2005
A frying pan 143 hits
What's pink and spits?A cat in a frying pan.
May 5, 2005
A guy walks into a bar and the bartender says to the man, "Hey guy, you've got a steering wheel down your pants."The guy replies "Yeah I know. It's driving me nuts!"
Feb 26, 2005
What did the horse say when he fell?“I've fallen and I can't giddy up!â�
Jun 6, 2005
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?Answer: A lickalottapuss.
Jul 21, 2005
How come the pony couldn't speak?Because, he was a little horse.
Jul 25, 2005
What do you call a gay dinosaur?Answer: A megasorearse.
Apr 24, 2005
How do you make a slow reindeer fast?Don't feed it!
Feb 20, 2005
Q: What do you call a story told by a giraffe?A: A tall tale!
Apr 24, 2005
What weighs 2,000 pounds and pinches? An elephant wearing a tight tuxedo!
Jul 24, 2005
Acid bath 136 hits
What goes plink, plink, fizz?Kittens in an acid bath.
May 15, 2005
Afghani Fowl 151 hits
What's the national bird of Afghanistan?DUCK!!!
Apr 24, 2005
What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common?Their middle name.
Jul 13, 2005
What do you call an Amish man on the side of the road, with his hand up a horse's ass? A mechanic.
Mar 4, 2005
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?An in-car-nation.
May 8, 2006
How many interns does it take to screw in a lightbulb?None �they're too busy screwing the President!
May 8, 2006
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day...I called him a faggot and then he hit me with his purse.
 
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