yo momma so dumb that she went to the movies and after they told her under 17 not permitted she went back and got 16 more friends.

yo momma so skinny she can hula-hoop with a cheerio.

Q: How can you tell if a blonde has stolen your bike? A: She's running away with it under her arm.

yo momma so dumb that when we told her it was chilli outside she ran out with a bowl and a spoon.

Friend 1:Yeh,you are looking too fat. Friend 2:You are looking too old. Friend 1:I am not old. Friend 2:Then,i am not too fat.

Why did the chicken pox cross the road? He was afraid if he stayed he would be spotted.

How do the kids of dentists get around the neighborhood? On Molar-Skates

What monster was created on April 1? Pranken-stien

the skeleton walked into the bar and asked can I have a beer and a mop

A blonde and her friend were tracing their names from stencils to cut out. When they ran out of room, the blonde turned the paper over and said,"Hey, there's lots more room on this side!"

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak? A headbanger.

Q: What did the blonde say when she crossed the road? A: Hey! How'd I get over here?

One morning, during breakfast, I say, "I had the strangest dream. It was about aliens." My mother asks, "What are aliens?" My father asks, "What kind?" True...

Yo Momma is so fat that when she put on a yellow jacket kids tried to get on it to go to school because they thought it was a bus.

Why did the book have to go to the hospital? Because it injured its spine.

yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck

I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma told me not to touch the family portrait.

Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.

Your Momma's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!

Women are like beer. They look good, smell good, taste good, and feel good. But after a while you gotta have another beer!